Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked